Picture Battles

This talk about kids reminds me of the pic of you and your dad glen. The one where he took you into the field to learn about ecosystems:

You and Gl.enn disturb me sometimes J.as.on

You guys are pretty f#cking g.a.y.

I would sleep with your m.o.m Glen.n but I see she is packing heat

Dont tease me dyl:

But this Picture Battle wouldn't be the same without mentioning Peet.z and his favourite hobby. I remember the day when he got denied access for the first time, he was a wreck

In some ways you are like a dinosaur dyl, but not in any of the good ways:



you are going to end up just like your parents, wondering the streets aimlessly:

Do you think this is what peetz dreams about?



horse riding has given him many good childhood memories:

Peetz told me of his dream girl, he's trying to get Maxine to consider certain minor surgeries to realise the dream

Oh now i see why glen is so cross with you...coz u rip on his m.om...every time he gets a blank piece of paper he always draws the same thing which is directed right at you:

For matthews bday we decide who is gona buy him this so he only gets it once:

Speaking about bday presents. have you had a chance to use yours yet dyl?

Just make sure you also use the other thing we got you, for the good of the world:



nobody wants more gingers around...i can still remember how ugly you were as a child:

I still remember the night I met your mo,ther. it feels like the other d.ay J.as.on

Mother jokes...too lame...you spend the whole day on your pc...thats why you look like this:



but then you still cant find any good jokes:



everybody knows you are only interested in women that look like this:



thats why im happy im a chemical engineer, coz i can make bombs. let me tell you this joke:



I cant wait to see you again so i can do this to you:

What J..ason meant to say was he would like to do this to me



Goddamn ga.y boy

No surprise that you have pics like that on your pc dyl...you must have over a TB of gay pics by now...i first realised you had an issue when i saw the mouse that you use:



its got so bad you cant even have a conversation with anybody without thinking about male ass...even when you speaking to your work friends this is all that you see:

I don't need to take this sh#t, I've told Ronald and he agrees a rape is in order.



Enjoy, I'm outta here.

ESAD.

I wont stop you mate, enjoy raping ronald...just make sure you leave time for your other favourite activity:



have a good weekend peoples...as usual, il leave you with something awesome, this time its my man J C and his pet dino:

I want to make sure this picture gets immortalized on the site so first up here we go with what will come to be known as a classic of dylan:

There are actually a lot of pics of Dyl that come up when you search google...i wanted to find out if his house is still offers that famous drinks special and it turns out they do:



I was even more surprised/hurt to find out that Dyl never told us about his engagement!

But thats enough hating on Dyl...we have all not been treating him right actually...i did some research and this is important:

Also, I need some help with pics of glen...its very hard to get good ones for an obvious reason:



And that was in daylight!

I wont ask scott for help though coz he will probably mess it up again...i remember the pic he sent when he got the construction worker job:

I havent forgotten about peetz...even though i love him, his absence makes him an easy target...he would probably have time to post if he wasnt day-dreaming all the time. He likes to dream of things like this:



and this



I have nothing against horse riding, there are some events which I enjoy like these:





Its just that sometimes peetz takes it too far...like during easter egg hunts when he always comes back with the wrong stuff:

I'm worried about his love for horses...he has been hinting at some strange stuff. The other day he asked me if this is possible: